supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
elemeno-pee: happybutts: what’s the html code to be pretty Maybe it’s </Maybelline>
meladoodle: i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
[[MORE]]being insecure is stupid and a waste of time so why do i constantly sabotage myself with self loathing? i have the potential to be so awesome if i would just believe it.
catswithbenefits: why is everyone is making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
kwikemart: i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
nancydrawing: Legalize gay marijuana
madturbating: when all your friends tease you at one time
partybarackisinthehousetonight: son, i’m going to have to ground you. your report card came in the mail today and you got straight A’s. i didn’t raise a nerd
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orangelemonart: aka14kgold: onebigpear: fuckyeahfeminists: This is what the school-to-prison pipeline looks like. This is how black youth criminalized. She was doing a science experiment She’s being charged as an ADULT She’s being charged with a FELONY If this all goes the way the prosecution wants, this young woman will be LEGALLY discriminated against for the rest of her life. No...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my dream guy? some dude with a strong back. perfect for snorting cocaine off of. reblog if you want a relationship like this
taylor swift in the style of e.e. cummings
i remember when we broke up the first time saying, “this is it, i’ve had enough,” ‘cause like we hadn’t seen each other in a month when you said you needed space what
i hate that in order to be successful in the arts, or really anything, you need to promote yourself. that makes me so uncomfortable. i want to be modest but i also want to be successful errrgsdgjaewiljwe
now there’s an activity log on facebook that shows basically everything you do no this has gone too far don’t tempt me like this facebook i need to not stalk
at this point i’m pretty certain that my college cooks their food in laxatives or something holy sweet jesus
today is my 20th birthday what the fuck
snorlaxatives: why be in the friend zone when you can be in chalkzone
people with hangovers can be really mean so i’m hiding in my room so they don’t kill me with their dirty looks loloolololol
[[MORE]] i’m so bad at being in a relationship. you would think being with my boyfriend for almost a year and a half now would diminish any insecurities about the relationship but i just wtjuuehawutguiweha. everyone thinks i’m so confident and together but i actually crave constant reassurance and i have horrible jealousy issues. i sabotaged so many relationships due to jealousy and...
dampsandwich: music is a thing to be enjoyed not a thing to fight about